hehe department
do not panic yet
Private Portal
hello mr candidate π
A very serious, definitely professional, not-at-all biased evaluation has been prepared for you.
Please keep hands inside the emotional rollercoaster. Coocie committee is watching respectfully.
Fake System Boot
Codename: Coocie.
promotion department
strictly unserious
Application File
Candidate: Cartic
Application Status: Under Review
A cute programmer has submitted excessive effort, dangerous care levels, and suspicious amounts of "only coocie" evidence.
Chaotic Loading Checks
Running checks with suspiciously personal data...
Searching for other girls...
Result: 404 not found.
Memory Scrapbook
Evidence, but make it handwritten internet lore
Secret Doodle Section
Click the tiny chaos stickers and photo memories
committee note: this area contains unstable affection particles
Emotional Buildup
The system got quiet for this part.
You slowly became home.
Manual Review Required
wait wait wait.
The automated system tried to speedrun the decision, but coocie committee said: "no. make him sweat a little."
CASE SENT TO HUMAN FEELINGS DEPARTMENT
Memory Evidence Locked
Unlock 3 soft files before final review
0/3 files unlocked
Coocie Committee Voting
Three unbiased judges are deciding his fate
Final Gate
are you sure?
Last chance to run away from emotional promotion paperwork. Spoiler: the button is also dramatic.
button may behave badly once. very official.
quiet note before verdict
Final Decision Processing...
After extensive observation...
One idiot passed all rounds.
